THE BELGIAN JOKE
What’s a carrot in a puddle?
A snowman in spring!
THE BELGIAN JOKE
This is the story of two Japanese who were arguing:
– Sukitaki…
– Kowanini!!
– Toka anji rodi roumi yakoo!!!
– Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
And you, you read it as if you understood Japanese.
BELGIAN JOKE
Two Belgians stop at a red light.
The passenger tells the driver, “it’s green”.
No answer, no reaction.
The passenger says again, “it’s green”.
Still no answer.
The passenger insists, “I’m telling you, it’s green”.
The driver finally answers, “Well, i don’t know…a frog??!!”.
BELGIAN JOKE
How do you keep a Belgian busy?
Put him in a round room and tell him there are chips in the corner.